Selena Gomez’s Underwear Says ‘Good Morning’

Because one day her Disney overlords will allow a maple-fetus in her womb to be birth thus ushering forth a new era of poppin’ and lockin’ under a one-world government demanding you bear the Mark of the Beast, here’s Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber taking his little siblings to the beach for a fun afternoon of their future sister-in-law showing them where Justin pours the Mrs. Butterworth. It was a learning adventure for all, but all you get is this black shadow that your brain will do a surprisingly remarkable job trying to make you think you’re looking at a vagina. For we are “fearfully and wonderfully made, mostly to be poured over delicious waffles of the Lord shall pancakes be not at hand,” Syrup Psalms 139:14.