Kate Upton’s Bare Booty Is Perfection

It’s kind of hard to tell, but this is supposed to be a picture of Kate Upton’s amazing naked booty sprawled out on a bed. I’m guessing she did this for Diddy’s big book of booties, , Culo, he just came out with. Why not? Everyone else seems to be doing it. I don’t know for sure that it’s her, but I’m certainly having a good time inspecting every nook and cranny to find out. Perfect.

Kate Upton’s Amazing Beach Bunny Bikini

Just the thought of Kate Upton’s giant supermodel breasts stuffed into a little bikini is enough to make a normal man lose his marbles, but I’m not a normal man, I’m a blogger dammit. I do this for a living. Here’s the supermodel showing off her tantalizing curves in a few shots for the new Beach Bunny LOLA Cruise 2012 collection. She looks kinda like she’s backstage at the circus, I don’t know what that has to do with bikinis, but I’m sure there are some dudes there thankful that they’re wearing loose fitting clown suits. Like you didn’t already know clowns are perverts.