No clue who these celebrities are...

Ok, I could lie to you and act like I know who all these purported celebrities are... but I really don't have a clue. I'm assuming they're famous for some reason or other. But I really don't care. Names like Alessandra something-or-other, Maggie Grace, Amanda Hearst, and 3 pics of someone named JoJo. I wish I had the time to watch television, and I'm pretty much never going to be caught dead reading a People or Us magazine. In any case, these web finds all show one common trait... toe-cleavage.